Bob, Weave

Hey, Bobby. Whatcha doing?

“Asserting dominance. Folks come in the gym and see me doing this? They step back.”

Yeah?

“They step back.”

Okay. Does this exercise have a name?

“Jeff.”

Just Jeff?

“Well, it’s short for ‘Jeffrey,’ I suppose. But we’re pretty casual in the gym.”

You love working out.

“Thinking about getting myself one of those sizable belts. You know the ones I’m talking about?”

Yes.

“They don’t hold up your pants.”

I know the belts, Bobby. Weightlifting belts.

“You can get all sorts of things carved on there to personalize it. Your name, or a ferocious animal. Maybe even a good-looking lady like they used to do on the noses of warplanes. Your imagination is the only limit.”

Beware of ventures that require new clothes.

“I dunno if that kind of belt counts as clothes.”

Yeah, you might be right.