Enthusiasts, this is the rarest photograph of all: The Feeding of Snake Tee-Shirt.
“Who sssaid my name?”
Hey, Snake Tee-Shirt.
“Bobby?”
No.
“Oh.”
You miss your guy?
“I ssstill fit him! I would make him look sssexy!”
Don’t do this, Snake Tee-Shirt. Move on.
“I can’t forget the feel of hisss ssskin.”
Ew. What do you eat, anyway?
“Sssocksss with picturesss of ratsss on them.
Ew.
Did Bobby not have a Parrish of his own? did he have to share Parrishes with Garcia?
Badum hiss
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I didn’t know I missed Snake T-Shirt till I heard him again.