“Yeah, well: you know. Playin’ guitar real loud, man. What could be better?”
You have a point. Settle something, tho.
“It’s pronounced with a hard ‘G’. GIF like gift.”
I was not going to ask your opinion on that.
“Okay.”
You Mexican or Spanish?
“I’m from California, man.”
Only right answer.

how quixotic of you
I assume you mean “four times as erotic” , so thank you.