Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Can’t Buy A Thrillbilly Elegy

Dillbilly Elegy Ooh, so sour. Makes my face-lips and my under-lips pucker. (I have begun referring to my asshole as my “under-lips,” and I can tell you that no one likes it.)

McGillbilly Elegy But everyone knew her as Nancybilly Elegy.

Krillbilly Elegy Shot-for-shot remake of Hillbilly Elegy, but the Amy Adams character is played by a brine shrimp.

Coupedevillebilly Elegy The most luxurious fucking opiate addiction you’ll ever drive.

Lilbilly Elegy Lillian Gish, man. Lotta people go with Dorothy, but not us. We’re special.

I’m going to put a stop to this right now.


You’re all pilled-up and none of this makes any sense.

Besides that.

Just stop.



  1. Luther Von Baconson

    “Ordinary Pictures”

  2. Luther Von Baconson

    Gorilla for Sale

  3. JES

    I hope you were headed for Georgewillbilly Elegy and Jacksonvillebilly Elegy before your flow was interrupted . . .

    • Tor Haxson

      BrownsvillebillyStation Elegy

      • JES

        Ooo, dat’s smokin’!

        Then we can tune to Yggdrasillbilly Elegy. Vikings FTW!!

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