FUN FACT: Parish isn’t trying to look threatening. He just looks threatening. It’s like Resting Bitch Face, but with a bat.

OR

Hey, Bobby. Whatcha doing?

“Stepping into the bucket, looks like.”

Gotta stride towards the pitcher. And keep your elbows up.

“Oh, yeah. 90% of baseball is keeping your elbows up.”

You guys should get a team together now.

“Like, in 2018?”

Yeah.

“Huh. Yeah, no. We tried playing what’s left of Journey in 2016, and everyone was on the ground after an inning-and-a-half. Knees, backs, you name it. Neil Schon required light defibrillation.”

Wow.

“Time, you know, marches on.”

OR

SHOCKING FACT: The Dead went to the sporting-goods store and bought a cheap backstop like normal people instead of having Alembic custom-build them one out of carbon fiber.