“They, uh, come around once a year.”
Spreading joy and cheer?
“No. A lot of ’em cough on me.”
So what makes a Christmas rando different from a regular one?
“There’s a quality of gingerbreadishness.”
That is not a concept. Are you wearing suspenders?
“They’re called braces.”
“Went crazy over the holidays. Need ’em to hold up the old shortaloons. Thinking about making it my thing. Maybe add some pins.”
“Just like Mork.”
Do not go Full Mork, Bobby.
“I dunno. Recently, I’ve added Giant Western Hat into the mix, and that’s been a complete success.”
Just get a belt.