“Do we have enough guitar players?”
“How many do we have?”
“Eleven.”
“Get two more.”
“Okay. There’s gonna be at least three people playing keyboards at all times, right?”
“Dude: All. Star. Super. Jam.”
“You don’t have to be a dick.”
“I wouldn’t if you would do your homework..”
…
“Is that Peter Frampton?”
“You mean ‘noted Deadhead and interpreter of the Garcia/Hunter songbook’ Peter Frampton.”
“I do not, no.”
…
“Well, it’s still Peter Frampton.”
Do you feel like I do?
Roadrunner!!