Hey, Mickey. Whatcha doing?
“Can I be honest with you?”
Please.
“I’m lost.”
Sure.
“Here’s what happened: I woke up this morning, and I thought Today’s all about nature. Also, my wife threw me out of the house.”
Why?
“Have you tried a Moscow Mule?”
Ah.
“You need a special cup to drink them! That’s wild, man. But, yeah, apparently I pissed on the dogs.”
Ew.
“So I go to take my nature walk, and instead of grabbing my phone, I took a drum.”
Very on-brand of you.
“You have to admit: it’s the Mickiest thing I could do.”
Yup.
“I’ll be okay, though. There’s a puma tracking me. They’re helpful animals, right?”
No. The opposite.
“Then why are they called ‘the St. Bernard of Big Cats?'”
They are not.
“Nature is really something.”
It is.
“Should I drink my own piss?”
How long have you been out there?
“About an hour.”
You should drink your own piss.
Listen totd man, I was going to bust you for your lies after that recent post where you related leopards to Pumas but come on man. Somewhat un researched personal experience factoid: the mountain lion ( as referred to in Canada )! The cougar ( in Amerikkka) and the puma ( South America) are the same animal biologically speaking, just different fur. Now if it were a puma tracking Mickey it would imply that he lives in South America. While his friendship with airto and flora makes this possible ( in the same way that Bob Dylan improbably lives in Iowa) I’m pretty sure Mickey’s a California man therefore it would be a cougar tracking him. Lovely photo by the way, I believe that is the supralingua logo on his drum. Peace.
Cougar, catamount, panther, mountain lion, puma: all the exact same animal.
Made on a budget apparently
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DrrwX4AnbMk