“He’s looking right at me.”
Stay still, Bobby. James Harden’s vision is based on movement.
“Like an Argentinian?”
No, like a T-Rex.
“Very similar. T-Rex never got over the Falklands thing, either.”
I don’t know if that’s true.
“Phil sent me a Facebook link about it.”
Still. How’d you like the game?
“It was, uh, all right. Lots of back-and-forth. Shooting, passing, all kinds of action words. Very energetic sport. Plus, basketball’s the only non-glove sport. Baseball, hockey, football: gloves. Here, there’s nothing between the players’ hands and the fans. That creates a bond.”
I guess so.
“He’s still looking at me.”
Don’t move.
“I’m not. Not a twitch, except for talking to you and eating a hot dog.”
You’re good, then.
Thanks for confirming that I wasn’t hallucinating that Bob was courtside today.