
“Jer?”
“Shh.”
“Are you making a stinky?”
“Quiet, Hewis.”
“Oh, God, you’re taking a dump.”
“I am not, man.”
“I have children. I know that face.”
“Shh.”
OR
If you gave Garcia’s sport coat to a refugee who had just washed up on the shore, they would give it back, wade back into the water, and swim home.
He hasn’t looked happy in any of these photos. Imagine, if all pics of Garcia looked like this.
In fact, he looks uncomfortable.