- Can I see the outline of your cock?
- No, not a vague and lumpy potato salad: the raised and distinct outline of your penis?
- Then those pants aren’t tight enough, are they?
- Go put on some more accessories.
- I don’t care how many you have on now: put on more.
- Headbands are acceptable.
- As are do-rags and piratical scarves.
- You may also tie aforementioned scarves around your arm or leg or whatever.
- “Certain colors don’t go together” is a lie.
- The single coolest piece of clothing a man can wear is a duster.
- The single coolest thing a man can do with his duster is remove it during the bridge of the song, twirl it overhead, and throw it in the vicinity of a roadie.
- If you’re wearing a suit, it should be obviously expensive.
- Say yes to the vest.
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What’s wrong with being sexy?
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I will never understand how balls don’t get crushed in pants. This must’ve hurt. How do you not constantly hurt your balls? I like not having balls. Balls.
good questions s. maggie. why is nobody answering?
I don’t think there is enough focus here on footwear. A whole arena of investigation and reflection is being neglected here.
In fact, come to think of it, why isn’t there an Institute for Advanced Study of Garcia’s Footwear?
jerry concurs
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I LOVE this picture of Pigpen. He looks like he’s being forced to wear those clothes on the first day of school or something and is having his picture taken unwillingly. HE IS SO CUTE. (So is Bobby, holy shit.)
band wardrobe discussions. billy’s got some sort of Prison Garb…… Trustee Vacaville Reformatory? they all look cute as bug’s ears. even Phil.
Cute as bug’s ears? that’s the CUTEST term I’ve ever heard! ahhhhhh! they are certainly nothing short of adorable. and it could be Vacaville; it’s kind of between Sacramento and San Francisco.
and there is a prison there….