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Get out.
“What?”
No. You’re too pure and good for this sordid business, Jeff Chimenti.
“Y’know: you include me in your bullshit against my wishes, and the one time I want to participate, you’re a dick.”
It’s for your own good.
“Oh, suck my dick.”
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Are your pubes as magical as–
“Shut the fuck up.”
http://dogfriendlydeepcreek.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/dog.jpg
I just thought that dog was precious and had to share, probably should have tweeted