Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Friends Of The Band

Hey, Grateful Dead archivist David Lemieux. You’re blurry.

“It’s just the photo.”

You sure?

“Positive.”

If that guy offers you a drink, don’t take it.

“Crosby. With an R. Not Cosby.”

Ah. Steal his hat.

“I wouldn’t do such a thing.”

Steal it.

“I’m not going to.”

STEAL DAVID CROSBY’S MUSHMOUTH HAT!

“Can we stop speaking? Is there any way to opt out of being a character in this foolishness?”

I’ll tell you what: you can stop being on the site if you can produce a Jew.

“Produce a Jew?”

Make a Jew appear.

“Boom, eh?”

Wow.

“Canadians can conjure Jewish people at will.”

I did not know that. Hey, award-winning author Steve Silberman.

“Leave me out of your garbage, too.”

Everyone’s mean to me.

3 Comments

  1. Luther Von Baconson

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAmTuZFf9SQ

  2. Mean, Green, Devil Eating Machine

    There is like zero degrees of separation between David and Cros and Steve.

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