TotD must admit to a prejudice, Enthusiasts.
Just the one?
I do occasionally take you for granted, lump you in with the proletariat, make you clasp a swishy tail ‘twixt your nethers and ride you round the room like a pretty pony.
Please get to the point. Or any point, really. Just stop being weird at the people you’re trying to compliment.
Commentator and useless Scrabble rack WWWTFJWWD tosses over the transom a pic that I believe has appeared here before, appended with some sort of quip about T-Shirt Tuesday, probably.
But: WWTJDWDWJ has applied a true Enthusiast’s eye to this pic and asked a question that comes so often to the true Enthusiast’s lips: Mickey, what the fuck are you wearing?
Did someone draw that? Was it Taro? It wasn’t an adult. Did Billy get his shirt inside the show, but you wanted to save a couple bucks, so you got yours from a guy selling them out of a shopping cart in the parking lot?
Mickey’s shirt looks like someone described Billy’s shirt over the phone. And that’s not a skeleton with a crown of roses. It’s ol’ Bonebeard the Pirate King. The background isn’t even solid blue, just some scribbling that clearly ended with someone saying “Eh, blue enough.”
And the collar’s all fucked up.
The shame is: his hair game is on fleek.