Why are you an enemy of the homosexual community?
You treat gaiety as a joke.
“I do not! It’s a fun shirt.”
You may as well shoot up a gay nightclub. Or a library.
Apparently, the drag queens are hanging out at libraries now.
“I am an ally.”
That shirt is like queer blackface. You put on your costume, have your fun, and then go back to enforcing heteronormativity and eating Chick-Fil-A.
How gay would you go for Trey?
“Fully gay. I would be up for anything.”
Dude. There’s some wild arrows in the gay quiver.
“I would assume it’s just like hot yoga with penetration. Bring it the fuck on.”
I like your gumption.
“You gotta be your own cheerleader, man.”