“Bob, c’mon. We shouldn’t be fighting.”
“Huh. I wonder how an empty chair can sound so much like Hewis Lewis.”
“Huey isn’t short for Hewis, Bob.
“Oh, and now the chair is correcting me! Wow! What a smart, handsome. Hollywood-calling-back chair that must be!”
“SHUT! UP! GOYIM! I’m trying to hawk some merchandise here!”
“Sorry, Bill.”
“Sorry, Uncle Bobo.”
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