“Okay, so this is the cherry, and when it comes down, you want to get it next to another cherry, and if you line up three, they explode.”
“I know what Candy Crush is, Bob.”
“Oh, great. There’s also pornography on this thing. Would you like to watch some?”
“No, thank you.”
…
“Well, I’m going to.”
“Nice visiting with you, Bobby.”
That ginger Grateful Dead played good tonight in Ohio.
TRIUMPH ALLOSAURUS HAS BETRAYED US
nice one!
http://images.jambase.com/features/newswirephotos/2015/carrotpanic.jpg
True story regarding the whole pornography being on the Internet thing: My friend’s parents run a really awesome local bakery and her dad was once designing some cookies for the show “Kinky Boots,” so he went to look up the show but he accidentally typed in “Kinky Boobs” and he had NO idea that you could find that kind of stuff on the interwebz and he said to my friend, “WAIT, THEY ALLOW THIS STUFF ONLINE???? THIS IS LEGAL???? IM ALLOWED TO LOOK UP BOOBS???”
Is that yellow thing on his wrist a festival pass?
It’s so he can get back into the water park later.
http://pornparody.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/grateful-head-porn-xxx.jpg
2015 Pigpen discovers PornHub: I dont want it all, I just wanna download a little bit
“They got a whole category just for the Pig!”
LULZ I just now got this.
Snuck it in there.
“lulz”
http://www.thefrisky.com/2012-09-07/no-more-hairy-garcia-for-you-ben-jerrys-sues-porn-company/
http://media.giphy.com/media/FmsOcKwVAFwUo/giphy.gif
https://thoughtsonthedead.wordpress.com/2012/01/31/rule-34/#respond
but those titles are hilarious
“famous titles”
“DOLLY PARTON!”
At least one of those 4 girls has slept with Tom Jones.
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http://lh5.ggpht.com/-P4UhXqZClD4/TTY73bctwCI/AAAAAAAADj8/-FXh1XaNVvA/tom-jones-and-his-banana-hammock.jpg
why would anyone want to touch such a crusty old man
https://youtu.be/97MZWlkLpHw
The voice doesn’t make him any less… Crusty
This mighta been the beginning of the end for Pig & Janis.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXlP7PyaHdA
https://youtu.be/QzF0ICgjdMI