I don’t know what’s going on with you lately.
“Well, you know, I’m all about fitness. You like fitness?”
I know this joke.
“Deez nuts.”
No, it’s…ah, forget it. Seriously, what’s happening here? Are you trashing your dressing room in a fit of Rock Star pique?
“We never did that sort of thing. That was those heavy mental acts. Those guys are something else, man. They put on those black jeans and just go hog-wild. Some of them are influenced by Satan. Black jeans and Satan, man. Drive you nuts.”
Uh-huh. You been drinking?
“Only enough to get drunk.”
Okay. Please tell me what you’re doing.
“Promise not to tell anyone?”
Sure.
“Been cast in a big Hollywood production.”
As?
“John Henry.”
He was black.
“They’re gonna digitally darken me.”
This is a great idea.
Some day, he’s going to hit something with that hammer, and then it ain’t gonna be pretty!