PHIL’S WAR JOURNAL – ENTRY ONE
“I own the night. I am the night. Poopers are a cowardly and superstitious lot, and they shall fear me.”
“For I am the night.”
Wait, are you Punisher or Batman?
“I’m Phil. Phil Lesh. Of the Grateful Dead.”
Right.
“And I’m also the night.”
You can’t be the night. It’s a period of time. It’s like being Tuesday.
“If I identify as the night, then I can use any bathroom I want. Obama said so.”
Thanks, Obama.
“I’m gonna miss blaming that guy for things.”
Me, too.
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