Hey, man. Great costume. I love Matt Groening.
“What? I’m Jerry, man.”
Huh?
“Jerry. Jerry Garcia.”
Was he a character in the cartoon show you seem to be such a fan of?
“Are you kidding me, man? Jerry Garcia. The guitar player, and he sang.”
…
Do you mean Old Trey?
“Now, we’re gonna fight.
TEN MINUTES LATER
What have we learned?
Don’t troll Deadheads without tickets.
Yeah.
They’re testy, plus it gets hot in those heads.
You look great in this photo whats ur secret
Maybe he’s born with it…
Or maybe it’s Maybelline *hair flip*
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/vZlTG2XryPI/hqdefault.jpg dont even look at me if you don’t look like this
Dad!
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/47/cc/1e/47cc1ec0d196d6a709e05a44df38c846.jpg
Son
SPENCER YOU NEVER FAIL TO BLOW MY FUCKING MIND
THIS IS FUCKIN ADORABLE
Ersatz-Jerry’s wearing a cool shirt!