“Irving, I don’t even know what we’re talking about anymore.”
“No traffic in the water, Bobby. Plus, think of the publicity. ‘Dead & Company is Truckin’ on the High Seas!’ That’ll sell tickets.”
“None of what you said has any connection to reality.”
“You wanted luxury. This thing is kitted out.”
“I wanted a plane. It doesn’t matter how luxurious the thing is. It travels through the wrong medium.”
“What if you were the captain?”
“What?”
“You’d get a hat.”
“Irving, for Christ’s sake, one of the shows is in Wisconsin.”
“Beautiful that time of year.”
“Boat don’t go from Marin to Wisconsin.”
“Bobby, don’t underestimate the rivers and man-made waterways of our beautiful nation.”
“Where did you even get this thing?”
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“Found it.”
“Leave us out of whatever this is, please. A normal plane.”
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Money can’t buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull right up along side it – DLR