Just Like Porky Pig’s Blues

Hey, Phil.

“Sup.”

Lemme ask you a question.

“Shoot.”

Ever put your dick in a dead pig?

…

“How many of those–”

All of them.

“–words are used literally? Then, no.”

Never?

“Think I’d remember.”

Just checking.

“It was nice of you to care, though; I appreciate the thought.”

Really?

“Fuck, no. Don’t ask me any more questions about my dick.”

Okay.