Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Kinda Suits You, Anyway

chicago024Hey, puppy.

“HAI I LUV U.”

You having a good day?

“SMELLS! BUTTS, CROTCHES, STUFF, RABBITS. SMELLS.”

Okay.

“WALK. LONG WALK. GOOD. THE MAN. THE LADY. ROCKS ARE NOT FOOD.”

Sounds right.

“SIT. SIT IS GOOD. NAP. EAT ROCK. BAD.”

You forgot.

“EPISODIC MEMORY AND I LUV U.”

Love you, too, buddy.

“MUCH SMELL HERE. MORE SMELL HERE THAN ANYWHERE IN WORLD.”

I bet.

“SUN. GRASS AND SMELLS. MAN AND LADY. GOOD DAY.”

Hell, yeah, it is.

“GOOD DOG GOOD DAY.”

You got it.

“ROCK IS FOOD?

No.

“THANK U I LUV U.”

5 Comments

  1. mrcompletely

    damn I love a good doggy

    • spencer

      Didn’t mean to post the hazmat suit

  2. FreedomHaul

    The difference between a scene and a community is dogs.

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