You look like a party.
“Movable feast, brother.”
Like your parasol.
“Sun’s a killer, plus I’m gender-fluid in regards to my accessories.”
What?
“Well, as you know, ‘parasol’ is a Spanish word meaning ‘ladies’ umbrella.'”
Yeah, I never got better than a B in Spanish, but I know that’s wrong.
“Who you gonna believe: the guy with the rug or the guy talking to himself on the internet?”
Not a bad point.
“I’m actually a trial attorney in real life.”
Okay.
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