Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Kiss And Makeup

This is unacceptable.

“The rando or the makeup?”

Is he wearing white jeans?

“Yes.”

Both. Both the rando and the makeup are unacceptable.

“The makeup is fun and vibrant.”

You look like Vinnie Vincent.

“I do not look like Vinnie Vincent.”

Have Mark Slaughter and Dana Strum recently left your solo band, The Vinnie Vincent Invasion, because of your shitty attitude and thieving ways?

“No.”

You sure? Cuz you look like Vinnie Vincent, dude.

“You can’t bring down my good mood, man.”

Holy shit, does the rando have the Twin Towers on his shirt?

“Goddammit.”

You need a Parish.

1 Comment

  1. I think the rando was in “The Wizard of Oz.”

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