
“The, uh, boss man said–”
No.
“–that he had a steam drill comin’ round.”
Stop it.
“And, uh, if I should die with my hammer in my hand, then my wife–”
Natasha Monster.
“–will pick it up and finish my work. And then maybe do some hot yoga.”
You look mythic.
“That’s what GQ said.”
He is just lobbing you softballs at this point.
If I had a hammer
I’d hammer in the mornin’
I’d hammer in the evenin’
All over this land
I’d hammer out Dark Star
I’d hammer out Wang Dang Doodle
I’d hammer out Good Loving between
My brother and my sister
Ah, all over this land