This is weapons-grade ugly right here, but Pig’ll always be beautiful to me.
You know: his spirit. Not his physical being, specifically the face area. Hair is also terrible, but the face is where the problem is centered.
His aura, though: like a well-groomed unicorn.
Like Murderface personified.
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What was Pigpens drink of choice?
Southern Comfort and poontang.
thunderbird and negresses
i tried ordering both those drinks at my local watering hole last night……..didnt go so well