Oh, God, Disney bought the Apollo Theater, didn’t they?
“What’s that, jackass?”
It’s just that when you think “Apollo,” this isn’t the image. This looks like a GOP donors’ gathering.
“Always about race with you. You’re like Malcolm X if he were a moron.”
It’s a historic venue. Any cool stuff backstage?
“James Brown’s cape. Well, one of ’em. Big signed picture of Aretha. And Ashford & Simpson.”
There’s a signed picture of Ashford & Simpson?
“No, they’re backstage. I think they live there.”
Sure. Why isn’t Grahame in the picture with you?
“Ah, he’s broken up about Mac Miller dying. They grew up together.”
Huh?
“Mac Miller was Steve Miller’s son.”
That’s not true.
“You question me one more time and I’ll split your lip.”
Good Lord, you’re cantankerous.
“I’ll can your tank.”
What?
“Go away.”
Nice catching up.
Nothing like getting cut off in a group photo!