LOOK AT PHIL’S TUSHEE!
Stop it.
LOOK!
Knock it off.
Fat Phil had a phat ass.
This is unpleasant.
Well, for all but five years out of life, Phil has been rail-skinny and had no butt whatsoever.
True, but still.
If Phil’s body were a set list, then you would write it “legs>back.”
Right.
No butt.
We all got it.
But here he’s got a Heineken heinie.
And bearded Mickey.
Bearded Mickey is terrifying. Scariest of all Mickey’s iterations.
True.
It could be constipation. It looks like a mic stand is shoved up phil’s heinie (classic billy right there) and he’s not happy about having to stand there like that for every brent song.