“…and so then Axl threw the piano out the window, which none of us was expecting since it was a baby grand. We knew he could chuck an upright when he got mad, but a baby grand is like half-a-ton. Apparently, Axl’s adrenal glands are nine times the size of a normal human being’s.”

“WOO!”

“It was wild, yeah. Sammy, can I ask you a question?”

“Woo.”

“Is that all you say? Is it like a Groot thing with you?”

“Woo, woo.”

…

“Woo.”

“I’m just gonna talk about my new album now.”

“Woo?”

“Shh.”