- Bill O’Reilly. (“Ratings are down. Sad, sad man. Many scandals.”)
- Wolf Blitzer. (“Has-been. Beard. What’s he hiding?”)
- Diane Sawyer. (“Classy broad, but not what she used to be in the looks department. Looks have faded.”)
- Gwen Ifill. (“Biased.”)
- Lester Holt. (“Also biased.”)
- Al Roker. (“Very biased.”)
- Dr. Sanjay Gupta. (Doctor part is good. Biased look about him, though.”)
- David Frost. (“Not sitting with a foreigner. Also, dead.”)
- Speedy Gonzalez. (“Not a person. A cartoon mouse. Also, biased.)
- Random Guy off the Street. (“C’mon, not gonna happen. Terrible idea. Too random.”)
- Specific Guy off the Street. (“Don’t make my choices for me. Pass.”)
- Savannah Guthrie. (“She knows what she did.”)
- Telepathic Chimp. (“Depends on how telepathic.”)
- Anderson Cooper. (“I’d prefer a man.”)
- Candy Crowley. (“Not that manly.”)
- Walter Cronkite. (“Against the troops. Probably dead.”)
- Johnny Handsome, the Handsomest Boy in Handsome County. (“Not very handsome.”)
- Alaric, King of the Visigoths. (“Not a dealmaker. Very dead.”)
- Mata Hari. (“Something I don’t trust about her. Dead.”)
- Benjy Eisen. (“Deal.”)
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https://mickeysgong.wordpress.com
Rhonda Rousey vs “New Logo”
The only show in town. She delivered, get creative cat.
As usual, watched RR monologue, then GD
Nim Chimpsky was treated badly by humanity, but for a brief time a dead head befriended him and would spend time with him in joyful play.
Did they smoke the reefer together.. perhaps but there is more to the story than dead head parties with chimp.
https://c1.staticflickr.com/7/6194/6070949333_b1f01c2562.jpg
I just saw this amazing film. The guy said the only person he’d rather hang out with than the chimp was Jerry – then on second thought decided to go with the chimp. Probably thought there was less risk of getting caught in a hotel room fire.
http://fusion.net/story/180246/john-kasich-grateful-dead-concert/
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Joe Pyne
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tioVEPXUN2s
Wow..
Wow indeed.
“Benjy Eisen. (“Deal.”)”
I see what you did there.
https://youtu.be/kTK8bIi3eEg
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Did Walter give Mickey this hat?
Scratch that bad joke, Mickey’s sailor hat was different.
Walter is the captain. Mickey is a sailor.
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