- So, no one’s going to tell Phil that he doesn’t have to wear the robes and mortarboard 24/7? He’s starting to stink.
- None of the professors are from Hogwarts, Bobby. I can’t keep explaining this.
- Everyone is going to need to stop grabbing at the co-eds.
- Also, everyone is going to need to stop using the word “co-ed.”
- We’re going to see a presentation entitled “Wave That Flag: Nixon, Garcia, and the Paris Peace Accords.”
- Oh, we’re going to see a paper called “Listen to the Bird on the Hot Wire Sing: How the Grateful Dead Invented Twitter.”
- Have you gotten to see San Jose? We saw the sights this morning and then got stabbed, but just a little.
- I don’t care where you find them, just get some black people for the group photo. It just looks bad.
- You dosed the post-docs? I dosed the post-docs. Wow, how many people dosed the…ah, they’re post-docs: this is probably the only fun they’re had in half-a-decade.
- No, I find it in no way ironic holding an academic conference to critically examine a bunch of men (and Mrs. Donna Jean) whose median level of formal education was eleventh grade-and-a-half. Why do you ask?
- Bad news: Brent used Time Sheath technology to get here
- Good news: he is in the school mascot’s costume, so no one knows it’s him.
- Bad news: we are going to need to purchase a new mascot costume for them. Brent has soiled it.
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Do you know:
a) the way to San Jose
b) how the song goes
c) the Muffin Man
d) what was in that tea I drank