Hey, Mickey. Whatcha doing?
“I have no idea! Gonna be honest with you: The fans are not enough ventilation. I’m inhaling a lot of fumes here.”
You look a little woozy.
“Might have had a few Brown Russians, too.”
What’s a Brown Russian?
“Vodka and Yoo-Hoo.”
“Don’t knock ’em until you’ve had eight or nine of ’em. They’ll get on top of you.”
Eight or nine of anything will get on top of you.
“Yeah, but Yoo-Hoo is delicious.”
No, it’s not. Yoo-Hoo is the only beverage that produces thirst. You need a drink after you drink a Yoo-Hoo.
“That’s what the vodka’s for!”
There’s paint on your face.
“You should see my balls.”