People Donald Trump Is Thinking About Firing

April 10, 2018 / Thoughts On The Dead / 1 Comment

Robert Mueller.
Rod Rosenstein.
Cardi B. (“Not a good black!”)
Jeff Sessions.
The manager for the Philadelphia Phillies.
The Philly Phanatic.
Don McGahn. (“Only one Don in the White House, everyone knows this, everyone. It’s a rule.”)
Sarah Huckabee Sanders. (“I thought I would get used to looking at her. Never did. Bad face and fat!”)
Preet Bharara, again.
John Kelly.
Gene Kelly. (“Ask Debbie Reynolds why! She knows!”)
Captain Phasma.
Jared Kushner. (“From whatever job he does and from son-in-law. Double firing, I can do that, the Constitution says so, and it’s such a wonderful document that everyone loves so much.”)
Billy Martin.

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