Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Phil, That Wall

“Goddamned hooligans.”

What’s wrong now?

“The graffito! It’s unsanctioned!”

Yeah, but it’s lovely. It improves the wall.

“It invites every idiot with a spray can to shit up my property. Let this go and I’ll have nothing but lyrics in bubble-lettering and terrible murals of Garcia on every surface.”

You might have a point.

“Gotta set down boundaries with the Deadheads. Give ’em an inch and they’ll move in.”

Also true.

“I’ll have the Busboys paint over it, but what about next time? I won’t have this turn into another bocce court. I need to make my defense more offensive. Is there paint-resistant paint?”

Not a thing.

“Like, once the paint dries, it responds to new paint by turning into acid.”

Incredibly not a thing.

“Shit. That would be great.”

Is that the jean jacket Levi’s gave you at the Farewell Shoes?

“Shit, yeah.”

Cool. Is your foot on the fence because you conquered it in battle?

“Out. Fuck off.”

Okay.

3 Comments

  1. ChadB

    He needs to watch “Derrick “.

  2. Dave Froth

    Phil’s expression is weirdly reminiscent of Rock Scully. The teeth and wispy grin?

    The footwear however is pure dapper, and his hands look very strong.

    • Luther Von Baconson

      those shoes are Long-toed Euro-Noisey footwear

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