Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Pump It Up, Homeboy, Just Don’t Stop

Whichever God floats your goat: give some funky thanks that the Beastie Boys did not call their first album what they originally wanted to call it. (Look it up.)


  1. J. Eric Smith

    But God still let it be released. Hence my atheism.

    • Thoughts On The Dead

      BOOOOOOOO. I would think a veteran would have more respect for men who fought so valiantly for our rights.

      • J. Eric Smith

        I stand my ground against atrocities: that record is the My Lai of rap . . .

        • Thoughts On The Dead

          First of all, those villagers were no angels. If they had just obeyed the officer’s instructions, then the unfortunate incident wouldn’t have happened.

          Second: BOOOOOOOOOO.

          • J. Eric Smith

            There’s SO MUCH Beastie Boy hating over on my website. I searched for their name to find that link, and had not realized just how consistently, vehemently, thoughtfully hateful I’d been towards them for so very many years. I’ma go read it all now, and listen to “Potted Shrimp” a few more times . . .

  2. Chris

    Chef Boyardee coolin’ on the pot.

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