Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Same Old Song And Dance

Oh, God.

I may have been listening to Hair Metal all day.

You’re as predictable as a one-sided coin.

There’s no such thing as a one-sided coin.

Sure there is. Moldania. Their banknotes are Möbius strips, and their coins are Klein bottles.

Not true.

Oh, yeah. Makes the coin toss at the beginning of football games kinda complicated.

Am I through being chastised and lied to?

Depends. Are you going to bother the nice people?

In what way? Because I am going to bother them. I’m gonna concentrate on the most pointless topics, and specifically on the irrelevant details of those pointless topics, and I’m gonna do it in long, windy sentences packed with neologistic buffoonery and self-referentializing, such as remarking that the word “windy” works with both pronunciations. I’m bothersome, brother.

You’re the worst.

Bill Simmons is the worst.

You’re the second-worst.

Fine.

3 Comments

  1. JES

    Vince is great in that video . . . he holds a guitar throughout, but never once ever moves his left hand into anything resembling a real guitar chord . . .

  2. Carlos

    You are so right brother totd, windy does work both ways. Peace.

  3. Paula

    And Windy has stormy eyes. . .

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