You can jump?
“Sure. I’m not an elephant, man.”
I know that. Your tiny little ears give you away.
“And my memory ain’t that great.”
“Wasn’t much of a soldier, was I?”
It’s almost impressive how terrible you were at it.
“It was the hours that got to me. And all the yelling. ‘Garcia! Go here! Go there!’ I had no stomach for it, man.”
You weren’t born for it.
“Oh, and I didn’t like the costumes.”
Uniforms.
“Those boots were heavy, man. Gimme a pair of tennis shoes any day.”
Can’t argue with you.
Those shoes are the most stylish thing Garcia has ever worn, and the swim trunks ain’t bad either. I know it’s a little blurry but the odds he has a duke going in his right hand?
Despite what people may have thought or imagined, Jerry was one spry mother.