Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Shakedown Stump

“Hey, Thoughts on my Ass!”

Hey, Billy. Who you think you’re kidding?

“I know. I haven’t voted since ’72. And that was by accident.”

How do you vote by accident?

“Ballot skank.”

Not a thing.

“There’s a subsection of skank that goes nuts for democracy. Get ’em within a mile of a polling place and you can pole their place.”

This doesn’t sound right.

“It wasn’t right! It was wrooooooong. That’s what makes it skank, Ass! And that’s what makes it America.”

Weird.

“Chick loved politics, man. She taught me all about backdoor diplomacy.”

Gotcha.

“Pressing the flesh.”

Sure.

“Whipping the caucus.”

We get the joke, Billy.

“I was caning her like she was Charles Sumner!”

Obscure. Who’d you end up voting for?

“Nixon.”

What!? You didn’t vote for McGovern?

“Ass, here’s something you gotta know about me: I love a shitshow.”

True.

3 Comments

  1. Tor Haxson

    Billy Checking his watch during NFA

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3C_05zGovE

    • Smoke

      This may be the most iconic film of Bill Kreutzmann in which he is wearing pants.

    • Luther Von Baconson

      “check the time, don’t wanna do too long”

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