Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

She Wore Scarlet Begonias Tucked Into Her Boobs

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“Hearken unto me, for I am Queen of the Jam. I shall play all night: the moon’s lullaby, and the sun’s reveille.”

“Oh, c’mon! Katy, did–”

“Mrs. Katy Jean.”

“–everyone dose you again? I wrote the most passive-aggressive email to everyone about this.”

“I have dosed myself.”

…

“Oh, this is a fun development.”

“The LSD has shown me so much, Young John Mayer.”

“Number one: don’t call me that; number two: I am six years older than you.”

“I have always existed. Energy can be neither–”

“Don’t start with the energy bullshit.”

“THE UNIVERSE FLOWS THROUGH MY LADYTHING!”

…

CELL PHONE NOISE

CELL PHONE NOISE

“Weir here.”

“Hey, Bobby.”

“What’s up, Jump?”

“Could you stop–Jump isn’t even a name, man–anyway, could you stop giving Katy acid, please?”

“Oh, I haven’t given her any acid.”

“No?”

“No, I sold it to her.”

“Goddammit.”

“Hey: stuff’s expensive, man.”

“HURRICANES AND GALAXIES LOOK THE SAME AND THAT IS SIGNIFICANT, MAN!”

“All right: I’m calling a band meeting.”

“We have meetings?”

5 Comments

  1. Hh

    Ummm, have you noticed the handy rock star utensil around his neck? Wonder if he has one of these gold plated versions?
    http://ww1.prweb.com/prfiles/2007/02/16/505833/CokeSpoon2.jpg

    • thoughtsonthedead

      That must be something else. It couldn’t be…

  2. duramatters

    Reblogged this on duramatters.

  3. I-)

    that flower looks like a poppy?

  4. Mason

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