“What the fuck is that!?”
“That’s the waiter, Billy.”
“And who the fuck are you?”
“Trixie, Billy. You have known me literally my entire life.”
“And who the fuck is that?”
“That’s Benjy, Bill.”
“Benjy?”
SHH-shh-shh-SHMLURF
“Ack. Ack. Ack.”
“And what the fuck did I just do?”
“You ninja-tossed your steak knife into Benjy’s neck.”
“Ack. Ack.”
FLUMPF
“What the fuck just happened?”
“Benjy died. You killed Benjy again.”
…
“Do they have tater tots here?
“Almost certainly not.”
“Are you my current wife?”
“Almost definitely not.”
Hey Maggs, can you ask Mr. ToTD if he has about 6 grand he can loan me? I’m good for it, I swear…
http://www.phishrivieramaya.com/
TotD, you got $6,000 you’d be willing to lend our friend here? He gave me nice Phish shows once. He can take me and that’d be a nice late birthday present from you. Every 16 year old hippie girl should follow their favorite wook band to Mexico!
I am ignoring you all to watch karate movies
Dick Punch Threat Level Optimum……preparing fist for Dick Punch…Insane Drummer Eyes Engaged…..counting down to Dick Punch in 10….9…8…