Hey, Bobby. Whatcha doing?

“Reclining. I’m, uh, getting ready for Passover.”

Sure. Why are you doing it onstage?

“Well, you know the Jewish fellow who isn’t Bill Graham?”

Peter Shapiro.

“He’s got a theory that I don’t have to play any more to draw a crowd. People just, uh, wanna be in my presence before I go. So, we’re testing the theory.”

You’re gonna make Deadheads buy tickets to watch you snooze on a futon?

“No, of course not. We’re gonna let them.”

Ah.

“And there’ll be VIP packages available.”

Of course.