“Oh, hey, man.”
Not you, hairmonster.
“Hey, brother.”
Cop a walk, dopesucker.
…
“Me?”
How are you this evening? Nice fedora: are you on Reddit?
“Are you a cop?”
Yes, and I’m going to arrest you for stealing my heart.
“I think I hate you.”
Nothing to think about.
“Yeah.”
…
You look like Jessica Biel before she fucked up her face.
“People tell me that.”
Can I smell your hair?
“Absolutely not.”
Okay.


http://i.imgur.com/QLVbOCD.png
http://i.imgur.com/AMIFOOL.jpg
THIS is absolutely wretched. Even *I* feel remorse posting it. But hey, you gotta live.
You may delete if you deem the action necessary. I realize this is fucking fucked up bro
Hey, if they didn’t want napalm dropped on ’em, shouldn’t have signed up to be innocent civilians.
bRUH UR SAVAGE AF
The “napalmed” girl (thankfully) hidden behind Bonnie Prince Charlie there is still alive and lives just outside Toronto. I’m going to tell her what you have done
Why’d she go to Canada? WHAT DID AMERICA EVER DO TO HER?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phan_Thi_Kim_Phuc
This actually makes me really sad. Seeing the faces of war is just way too real for me. I never realized how bad the Holocaust was until we read excerpts from “Maus” and whatnot. War and the atrocities everyday people have to go through are really sad, disgusting, and terrifying.
That’s why we make fucking MEMES OUTTA THIS SHIT, FUCK YEAH!
“If they run, they’re VC. If they stand still, they’re well-disciplined VC.”
the door gunner in Full Metal Jacket
holy shit
People like Hairmonster and Dopesucker are the reason why I take showers.
http://www.phoenix-group.com/images/kappler/Z5H580.JPG
Me thinks your going to need this suit before your first pish show then
OH MY GOD YOU MAKE MY LIFE SPENCER
honestly I’m such a germophobe I need a Hasmat suit 24/7
Nah come on, artfully avoiding wooks is one of the best parts of going to shows.
But can the wooks avoid *me*?
Beautiful, btw
That’s very true Maggie. Go and have fun like the young are supposed to.