Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Swine, Flu

“What the hell is happenin’ out there? You been layin’ with unclean foxes?”

Nope. Plague time.

“You tried singin’ th’ blues at th’ pestilence?”

I don’t know.

“Can’t hurt!”

You’re right about that.

“All them doctors, they jus’ wanna go t’ war with viruses and all them! Ain’t how you gonna win! Gotta sing th’ blues at th’ bug! Make it unnerstand that you got bigger problems t’ deal with, an’ that now ain’t th’ perfect time t’ be comin’ around! Maybe that virus got th’ same worries you do! Maybe its woman ain’t treating it right!”

That’s more of a poetic response than a scientific one.

“The ol’ Pig did a lot better in English class than biology.”

I didn’t say you were wrong.

“I very rarely am, and only about exceedingly minor matters!”

Pig, I wish you were here, but I’m a little glad you’re not.

“Much appreciationfulness.”

2 Comments

  1. Tor Haxson

    The Janis Joplin Documentary came on the TeeVee the other day.

    A few minutes into it they played a clip of Janis doing a Janis rap,

    My wife who got into the dead 5 years ago, and is not totally clued in on Janis said..

    “I see why her and Pig Pen got along”

    Made me laugh, true words there.

  2. Mean, Green Devil Eating Machine

    When the Vault runs out of shows to do, they can release Pigpen’s studio outtakes.

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