Hey, Bobby.
“Oh, hey.”
Nice watch.
“John Mayer bought it for me.”
Interesting. Not surprising, but interesting.
“I think he wants to be my Benjy Eisen.”
No. He wants to be your Garcia.
…
“That ain’t happening.”
Duh.
“Garcia was a lot of things, but he was never a douche. He could be a prick. Occasionally, he was a real turd. Sometimes, he was just an asshole, y’know? Never a douchebag, no.”
…
What’s Mickey doing back there?
“I’ll answer that question the same way I’ve been answering it for half-a-century: not a fucking clue, man.”
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