Walk me through what’s happening here.
“Well, uh, I’m in a theater somewhere playing Looks Like Rain. Same as most nights.”
I meant your outfit.
“Layers, man.”
That’s just a blanket, Bob. You’re wearing a blanket.
“Oh, no. This is, uh, a tactical serape.”
Not a thing.
“Sure it is. You just wouldn’t have heard about it because, you know–”
I’m poor.
“–you’re poor. Yeah. This is one of those secret garments for rich people. Like my bobbermost, which I am wearing underneath the tactical serape.”
What’s so tactical about it?
“Pockets.”
Okay.
Jay wearing an Ancient Aliens shirt?
https://archive.org/details/JK2018-06-23.aud.senn8040.flac24/14AncientAstronauts.flac#
The Face Hat is super tactical too.
Poncho Stanza
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QEo6UnI64M
Poncho and Keefy
https://twitter.com/officialKeef/status/1091457544227356673