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The Awesome Power Of A Fully Operational Grateful Dead

CHICAGO, IL- JULY 05:  Trey Anastasio, Phil Lesh, Bill Kreutzmann, Bob Weir, Mickey Hart, Jeff Chimenti and Bruce Hornsby of The Grateful Dead perform during the "Fare Thee Well, A Tribute To The Grateful Dead" on July 5, 2015 in Chicago, Illinois. (Photo by Jeff Kravitz/FilmMagic)

“Stomach?”

“Power at 80%. Transfilaments stable and poly-connected.”

“Eyes?”

“Targets locked on and painted.”

“Heart?”

“Political support for Weapon Use is strong and rising.”

“Stomach?”

“92%. Helium-3 has super-cooled and baked into the Infinite Goddamn. Ready to fire in 10 seconds.”

“Hand?”

“Ready to fire.”

…

“Bobby?”

“Yo?”

“Step out of the path of the super-weapon, please.”

“Are we doing that now?”

“Yes.”

“Not second set?”

“No.”

“My bad.”

…

“Stomach?”

“100%.”

“Hand?”

“Firing.”

SHMAAAAAAKKAZAPAWOWLOOKIETHERE

…

“Eyes?”

“Targets destroyed. Nothing but burned Red Sox caps.”

“Heart, you tell the people about how we cleared the Nitrous Mafia from the lot.”

“Yes, sir.”

“YOU TELL ‘EM ALL!”

1 Comment

  1. maggiemay

    v gr8

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