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The Other One (David Lemieux Edition)

As you might have surmised, the last post was just a bit of tomfoolery: Dead archivist David Lemieuxicaliblues is obviously not a prize-fighter from Montreal with a record of 32-2 who currently holds the IBF middleweight belt. That gentleman with the same name can be seen here…

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…and as you canHOLY SHIT, I AM SO FUCKING GAY NOW.

Settle down, gay Beavis.

LOOK AT THAT. I WANT TO SIT ON HIS FACE.

What the fuck is–

And he’s from Montreal.

wrong with you?

ACCENT! HE’S GOT AN ACCENT!

Please stop?

I want to play coffee with him.

I want to play coffee with him.

I want to–

FINE. How do you play?

I get him all hot, and then he French-roasts me.

We’re done here.

12 Comments

  1. maggiemay

    SHIIIIIIIIEEETTTT

    • maggiemay

      This guy is WAY too pretty to have a fuckboy haircut and to have a job where he constantly gets punched in the face 🙁

      • thoughtsonthedead

        YOU STAY AWAY FROM HIM SWAGGIE MAGGIE HE IS MINE AND I WILL FIGHT YOU FOR HIM

      • maggiemay

        THEN ITS A FUCKIN FIGHT

        10:30 PM YOUR TIME, BOB EVANS PARKING LOT (do you guys have any Bob Evans in Florida? I’m assuming you do because Florida is a massively questionable state).

        • thoughtsonthedead

          We have Robert Evans in Florida. Same kind of food, but it comes with stories about Charlie Bluhdorn and running Paramount.

      • spencer

        Is MaggieMay your Tyler Durdan ToTD?

      • maggiemay

        Now you’ve stumped me Spencer. Who might you be referring to, and in what context?

      • spencer

        Fight Club. Tyler Durden is The Narrator’s split personality. He was created by the perfect storm of the Narrator’s insomnia-induced insanity and his frustration with a hollow life of wage-slavery and consumerism. He is the manifestation of the completely free person the Narrator wishes he could be.

      • maggiemay

        And I’m one side of ToTD’s Tyler Durden imagination?

      • spencer

        More like his alter ego…watch the movie (or read the book) it’s a little violent but entertaining.

  2. Robin Russell

    Isn’t that belt buckle a little over the top, even for a Canadian?

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