Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

The White Jeans Jam And The Bob Grows Pale

Holy shit, Bobby, please get someone to straighten those pictures. I’m gonna have an attack looking at this.

“I’ll get my best men on it.”

Thank you. Who are these people?

“I was about to ask you the same question.”

I think it’s a band.

“They’ve got guitars.”


“Could’ve stolen ’em, though. Maybe they just robbed a Sam Ash.”

You’re a lateral thinker. Just ask who they are, Bobby.

“That would be awkward.”


“We already played a set. Tell ya what, this guy’s scarf looks familiar.”


“I never forget a scarf. The other stuff tends to flicker in and out of my consciousness, but scarves? I meet a scarf once, and it’s in there.”

What about the guy wearing it?

“Wait, yeah. I got it. I’ve seen this fellow before.”

Awesome. Where?

“He’s standing two people to my left.”

No, Bob.

“You sure?”

Not totally, but pretty much.

“Ah, you know: I can’t tell white people apart. Or white jeans.”

And the Keds.

“They were, you know, going for a look. I’m not a white jean guy, myself.”

Why not?

“What if spaghetti’s for lunch?”



  1. Also, the dump called and they want their couch back.

  2. Are some of these guys in the National? I’m thinking three of them. Maybe the girl too.

  3. Band of Randos? They’d look cooler with yellow Pumas

  4. Luther Von Baconson

    December 19, 2016 at 11:42 am

    oh these guys. Jeans Match Our Couch. great collective, dudeners.

  5. The thing about Queen is that they are un-google-able.

    I mean want to find a picture of someone with queen, google
    “person queen” and you find a picture of them with the Queen of England.

    Google “John Mayer covering Queen ?” you get some song he wrote with Queen in the title.

    Really they might as well be called “the” as far as internet search-ability goes.

  6. I think Bobby is in at least 4 off those crooked pictures, must be Sweetwater? Would also explain why they’re all crooked.

  7. Is that a Dobro?

  8. I must say, Bonnie Raitt is looking great.

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