Hey, Bobby. Rando?
“No, I think this is an actor. I’m thinking Foreign Aaron Eckhart.”
Yup. Maybe Hairy Bradley Cooper.
“Too tall. I, uh, met that fellow. The one from the movie where everyone was hungover. What was it called?”
The Hangover.
“Fitting. Fitting title. Because, as I said–”
Everyone was hungover.
“–all the characters were hungover quite badly.”
Did the Grateful Dead have a secret cure for hangovers?
“Sure: cocaine.”
Should’ve guessed.
“I don’t have too much good to say about that specific substance, but it’ll cut through the morning fog.”
True.
“Best way to get rid of a hangover is to not get one in the first place.”
Staying sober is generally the best policy.
“No, I meant having a strategy for your drinking.”
Ah.
“Gotta go top-shelf on spirits. That’s the first thing.”
You get what you pay for.
“Oh, yeah. And you gotta pace yourself. On the other hand, you don’t wanna be a pussy. Actually, I’m gonna change my answer: best way to get rid of a hangover is cocaine.”
Never change, Bobby.
“Even my shirt?”
Robert is actually a major investor in a real life hangover fighting powder. I used it once and it kinda worked.
We need more information about this, please.
https://dealbook.nytimes.com/2014/08/14/hydration-powder-attracts-rock-musicians-as-investors/
Pete knows his way around a hangover. Scored a Shorty with with one fer chrissakes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsYL8skc2rQ